You looking for a tilly, buddy? Let's have a donnybrook!
Pump the brakes. You take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on?
What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?
You gonna fight with those shades or play pokerstars.com?
Hold my spitter.
Dude, I can't hold your spitter, you're holding my spitter- just put the spitter down.
Tick tock.
[Jonesy takes off his shirt and puts his hat on backwards]
Go time!
Go time!
Look at that fucking treasure trail.
What's up with your fucking body hair, big shoots? You look like a 12 year-old Dutch girl. Your aesthetician coiff that for ya?
You can kiss my aesthetician. You guys do Cross-Fit?
You can Cross-fuck off.
Cross-fart. How many times you pulled your horn today, bud?
What?
Aw, she's bashful.
Well, come on kitten, I won't tell anyone. Ballpark, six to eight? You're a fucking animal.
Play a little five-on-one?
Hit the kitchen, mix a batch.
Feed the ducks.
Distribute some free literature.
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