Lt. Van Buren, Green and others in “All in the Family”

Lt. Van Buren

27 eyewitnesses, and the only thing they agree on is "four shots fired".

Green

So, we're looking for a tall, white, Haitian, Hispanic midget with maybe an accomplice, who took the subway?

Or, according to the two starlets I interviewed, drove off in a blue SUV. By the way, they're going to make very believable police officers.