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S15 E9

Law & Order · Season 15, Episode 9

“All in the Family” quotes from Law & Order

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“All in the Family” · Season 15, Episode 9

In this episode: Ed Green (2), Fontana (2), Jack McCoy (1), Lt. Van Buren (1)

27 eyewitnesses, and the only thing they agree on is "four shots fired".

So, we're looking for a tall, white, Haitian, Hispanic midget with maybe an accomplice, who took the subway?

Or, according to the two starlets I interviewed, drove off in a blue SUV. By the way, they're going to make very believable police officers.

[Fontana and Green are questioning the bartender in an obviously mobbed up "social club"]

If you don't talk, I'm sure Granados will.

BBartender

I thought you don't know where he is.

Oh, we're gonna find him. Doctors say in his condition he ain't gonna get that far.

[leans in close and whispers] You know what I've got here, tovarisch? Huh? In about ten seconds, I'm gonna start smilin' like a village idiot and peelin' off hundred dollar bills onto your shiny brass bar.

BBartender

What are you talkin' about?

And then my partner here is gonna start droppin' "thank yous" and "tell us more" like there's no tomorrow.

Which means, if your friends back there aren't deaf, dumb, and blind, you're gonna have a little trouble.

BBartender

Don't.... I don't know why he was here. I put him on books as favor.

A favor to who? Andropov? [silence] Where's Granados?

Here comes the first C-note. Is there anything you'd like us to tell your widow?

LLaval

My client's looking for a big drop-down from the top count.

Let me explain the facts of life, Mr. Laval. We go up the food chain, not down. Wheel man, shooter, button man, [gestures to Andropov] chief.

LLaval

You think Mr. Andropov is all there is to this?

WWarner

Unless you're offering up Vladimir Putin.

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