My ex made me see a shrink.
Now that was money well spent.
Twice a week I used to get on the couch, tell him how the head of the orphanage used to get a kick out of beating me with his shoe.
[laughs] That sounds like Oliver Twist.
[laughs] It is!
“Shrunk” · Season 14, Episode 4
In this episode: Jack McCoy (1), Lennie Briscoe (1), Ed Green (1), Serena Southerlyn (1)
CCutler
Cole Porter's lucky he's gone, what with the dearth of respect you show men of the theater.
Cole Porter didn't have a dead woman in his townhouse, Lisa.
CCutler
John Myers? Please. He's as likely to have killed somebody as...
Sweeney Todd?
MMyers
I got six Tonys, two Pulitzers and a mom who killed my dad. That's some resume. They let my mom go to my dad's funeral. She had chains on her wrists. And she turned to me and said, "That's the last ball game he'll ever watch."
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