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Law & Order · Season 14, Episode 1

“Bodies” quotes from Law & Order

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“Bodies” · Season 14, Episode 1

In this episode: Serena Southerlyn (3), Jack McCoy (2), Ed Green (1), Branch (1)

You know, I can't help but wonder - and this may just be the cop in me, but I'm a little curious - I'd really like to know why you knocked this girl out before you raped her. I mean, how much fun could that be?

BBruner

Wasn't me.

I mean, she's just layin' there, in the cab or wherever, almost like she's dead. I mean, the only thing I can think of is you didn't want her to see...

BBruner

See what?

Come on, man. Both of us have been in locker rooms. Some dudes got it, some don't. And girls these days, they been around, some of 'em. They know the difference. Yeah, I guess if a teenage girl were laughing at you, it would be a whole lot easier to just smack her first. [Bruner starts laughing] What?

BBruner

Oh, I like you.

You didn't ask for bail, Jessica. You must know...

SSheets

I know a lot of things. I know I defended a father who raped and murdered his 11-year-old daughter. I've defended a guy who, for no apparent reason, walked into a grocery store, shot 12 innocent people with an Uzi. Right now, I've got a kid who decapitated his mom, hung her head on a stick outside his church. All the scum of the Earth, they send them my way. I do my best for them. But this guy... So you're turning down my offer?

You know I have no choice.

SSheets

Damn it.

All you have to do is...

SSheets

I can't! Mark Bruner scares the socks off of me, Jack. How am I supposed to represent someone that I'm scared to death to be in the same room with?

Did he threaten you?

[Sheets is silent for a moment, then hands McCoy a document]

SSheets

My motion to be relieved. I know you have to oppose it, but do you really have to win?

The job of a congressman is to become a senator. The job of a senator is to become president. Everyone does what they do for the wrong reasons, but somehow, the whole system works.

That's politics, not law.

Same difference.

Oh, really? What's your secret ambition?

It wouldn't be a secret then, would it?

[discussing Bruner's defense attorney]

Yeah, who is that stupid S.O.B. anyway?

Tim Schwimmer, legal aid, and he isn't exactly stupid.

He listened to his client when he told him about 15 other bodies?

Yes.

He then confirmed his client was telling the truth by taking a peek at those bodies?

Yes.

Fine. What's dumber than stupid?

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