Hey, if I open an account over there, I get free checking and a toaster.
A 2-slice or a 4-slice?
4-slice. And if I deposit fifty grand, I get a VCR.
Hey, if you deposit fifty grand, I'm calling Internal Affairs.
“Coma” · Season 5, Episode 2
In this episode: Lennie Briscoe (2), Mike Logan (1)
DDobson
I don't need you to tell me I'm a son-of-a-bitch. I've been one a long time. I like it. The hours are good, and there's no heavy lifting. But I happen to be a son-of-a-bitch whose wife was shot by some other son-of-a-bitch!
JJoey
[to Briscoe, after Logan knocks on the interrogation window] Who's that, your boss?
Yeah. [to the window] Hi, President Clinton.
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