A young Asian boy is stabbed, nobody seems to care. A pretty white girl is raped, suddenly it's headline news.
All we needed was P.T. Barnum and we could have sold tickets.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Mmm, something smells like feet.
I'm broadening your culinary horizons. Welcome to the world of Korean cuisine. Look at that! [Lifts some up]
It's a claw...
That's an exotic delicacy!
What happened to the other one?
Larry, yeah? He got out. His solicitor managed to get the sexual assault charges dismissed.
So he's back spreading the love.
I guess so. I can introduce you if you like.
Yeah, I think I'll pass. Actually Matt, I need to get a copy of your report.
You want to check my homework?
Ron? You think she knew her attacker?
Her head was bashed in against her own car door, guv. I'd say that was personal.
ESEli Smart
It's a honor to meet you like this, Mr. Steel. You did a talk at my uni. 'Law Claims Against the State.' Very inspiring. You know, I loved that George Eliot quote you started your lecture with, "Falsehood is easy, truth so difficult." [to Alesha] 'Course he was on the right side back then. It was watching him in action that made me choose defense.
Well, you can get my autograph later.
SSuspect
You don't want to mess these people about!!!
And you don't want to mess US about! A high court judge has been shot for this car!
The shop downstairs is another story, though. Owned by one Sanjit Chatterjee, currently under investigation for unpaid VAT, and selling alcohol without a license. He's already got one failed business under his belt. Declared bankruptcy at the tender age of twenty-five.
So not exactly young entrepreneur of the year.
And he's got a stupid beard.
That's enough for me.
'Wanker'? That’s a bit harsh. I’m quite a nice bloke when you get to know me, or so I’ve been told
Impart some fatherly wisdom, did you, Ron?
Well, it wouldn’t be the first young tear away I’ve had to sort out, would it? Ay, Mattie?
SOShop Owner
The bag should still be out there, the napkins should still be on the top.
[Ronnie is eating chips and just looks at Matt] You enjoying those?
Best breakfast I've had all day. Want one?
No, you're alright. [sighs, pulls gloves out, goes outside to the bin bags]
This Saturday, there are scheduled to be 54 weddings.
And now a funeral. [to Brooks] Dust off your morning suit, Ronnie.
Not likely. The last wife cut the arms off it.
MMike
Have you ever heard of the Good Samaritan?
Yeah, but the Good Samaritan was never done for assault though, was he?
You don't just use three hours down the back of a sofa, Ron!
I spent my early teens in that ring
They had pie eating contests did they?
You were a featherweight?
I still am a featherweight! Just that my clothes got small.
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