Okay. Well, I just wanted to say... You were right, Jacob, and I was... less so.
Gracious of you.
It was, wasn't it?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
It's a keyless ignition, the fob has to be in the car.
Yeah [amused at the stupidity of the would-be car thieves] And all the time it was sitting in her purse no more than 2 feet away.
VSVictim's Boss
I begged her to get a restraining order, she was always too afraid of his reaction though.
Has he been here recently?
VSVictim's Boss
Last week? Charlotte had been trying to help him seek treatment as a condition of access to Holly. The cleaner he got, the more he could see her. Look, I hope I'm wrong but it really wouldn't surprise me if he had something to do with this. Especially since the arrest.
The arrest?
VSVictim's Boss
He was arrested for assault. Just a few weeks ago. Aren't you guys supposed to know stuff like this already?
Yes. We are.
[Angie, Wes, Sam and Ronnie finish listening to a horrific 999 call playback.]
AAngie
And that's where it ends.
Thankfully.
I'm getting too old for this.
Come on, it's better than being stuck indoors all the time. Just like the old days, hey Ronnie!
[after a day of mistakes] Well, Ange was right about something. We've definitely got ourselves a body.
LLily
Cause of death: acute intracerebral hemorrhage, compound fracture of the occipital bone.
[To Sam] So a whack on the back of the head to me and you.
Jumping off the bridge...?
LLily
Unlikely. If she'd hit her head on the way down, given the speed of the impact I wouldn't expect there to be much skull left.
[pulls a face] ... nice.
[After Ronnie has spoken in french to a suspect] Fluent French?
Still waters, Sammy. Still waters.
You know what they say, Wes. Where there's a will...
There's a relative.
Loyalties don't exist in our world, Kate!
[After Ronnie has given Kate a note] Oh yes, something I should know?
[smiles] Plenty, Jake. Plenty.
[about a dead body missing its teeth and hands] So no dental records. No fingerprints.
Nice easy one to start you off with.
DWDI Wes Layton
[about Joe, Ronnie's new side kick] He could teach you a few things, Ron...
BSA Black Suspect
[winding up DS Joe Hawkins, a mixed race officer about the colour of his skin and his 'loyalties'] It’s easier for you, detective sergeant. You’re higher up the pigmentocracy. Shading has its benefits.
[After Ronnie has described what has happened to a child murder victim] You can't say that, Ron. It's too emotional!
Too real is what it is, Kate!
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