Bastard likes to hunt? Let's see how he likes being in the crosshairs.
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[about Winger] He nurses birds back to health, and he kills women.
[about Benson's half-brother Simon] Anything you wanna tell me?
It's... complicated. I have a niece.
Congratulations. What does he want from you? Liv, the last time your brother showed up, he nearly cost you your shield.
Captain, he was being framed!
And now, what does he want?
He's the only family I have.
And believe me, he knows it. You watch your step.
Somebody's gonna remember an incident from 3 and a half years ago? What are the odds on that? [Fin gives her a worried look] Easy. It's just an expression.
My rope man in CSU got something.
You have a rope man?
Yeah. [pause] Maybe I've been at this job too long.
Hey, so that no-name cell Christine called? I ran down the other incomings. It's a bunch of Wall Street guys ordering "deliveries" from the health food store.
Yeah? Let's go find out what kind of "protein powder" they're talkin' about.
The thing that scares me about cases like this is there's always another shoe.
...
You know why I love cases like this? There's always another shoe.
We're pulling video, checking licenses, doing stop and frisks on white males...
That's a nice change of pace.
[Amaro and Maria have an argument in front of the squad; they storm off]
That right there is why I stopped marrying Italian women.
How's the new assignment?
A single, gay, Chinese-American man living in Oklahoma who's opposed to the death penalty... it's heaven.
AAlbert
[about Barnes] He's got a hundred kids out there, and he never thought for one second what it was like for them growing up with a hole in their lives. In pain. Fatherless.
So you became that father. Posed as Donor 141, arranged to meet the girls...
AAlbert
I just wanted to give them a father's love.
Brenzino, Talon, and Talopi. Are those fish, or is that a law firm?
[Ken's fiancee, Alejandro, has been brutally beaten in a gay-bashing]
How's he holding up?
KKen
I don't know. I can't go in.
What?!
KKen
When Alejandro went into surgery, I thought I should call his father. When he saw me holding Alejandro's hand, he flipped out, said he was the next of kin, and had me thrown out of the room.
Where is he?
KKen
Dad...
He's a father, I'm a father; let me talk to him. Ken, for once let me do something for you. I got this.
Tattoos used to be subversive. Now, kindergarten teachers have them, which means the fringe has to go even further. I've seen stretched earlobes, forked tongues, plates under the skin. Amputation is the next frontier.
AAttorney
If my client is outed, it could seriously damage his practice.
Not as much as a murder charge.
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