You told me good prosecutors get convictions and...
MMMarlowe and McCoy
Great prosecutors get justice.
I tell that same speech to all new ADAs.
Well, I believed you, so now I'm asking you to believe me.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Looks like Lily left her brains behind..
Who the hell took her body?
BDr. Beresford
Tell me something: who rapes a pregnant woman?
Well, for every kink, there's a perv with a dream.
[as Stabler photographs Hankett's birthmark] Looks like Florida to me.
To me it looks like guilty.
[Hankett starts to lower his pants]
Whoah, we don't need to see anything south of Key West!
HHankett
Leave me alone.
Keep it in your pants, okay?
Sit down. Sit down
Keep your pants on Mr. Hankett.
Now you are not denying being a flasher, are you Mr. Hankett?
HHankett
What just happened, that was an accident, okay? It just kind of fell out.
Just like it did in the electronics store?
What, you have an epileptic seizure while you were trying to put it away?
Nothing? Don't tell me you came back empty-handed.
I got Fletcher right here. I caught him impersonating Liv.
[tries to stich together Dr. Warner's gunshot wound] I don't think I can do this.
Then get ready to watch me die.
[after getting shot] Back off, vultures! I'm not dead yet!
Hold up. Liv, I'm gonna have to pull you.
Why?
You're gonna have to finish interviewing Mackenzie. Her mom is demanding a penis-free environment.
Am I to understand that Mackenzie had a nose job?
PPamela
She broke it years ago in a skateboarding accident. Her foster parents didn't even take her to the hospital.
KKevin
It caused a deviated septum. We got it fixed for her. Why is that a problem?
It was an unnecessary cosmetic surgery.
KKevin
Excuse me. If giving a child a nose job is a crime, you'd have to arrest half the parents on the Upper West Side.
[Benson and Stabler unplug Jeff's video game as he is playing it]
JJeff
WHOA! Where the hell'd you come from?
The real world. Join us.
[Stabler shows Amber a picture of her daughter, Rose]
AAmber
Not my daughter.
Now, you just said that you have a daughter named Rose.
AAmber
I do. Somewhere.
That's not her?
AAmber
It looks like her, and this girl's been living in our apartment. But she's an imposter.
[about Vicki's 2000 rape kit] Why'd it take so long to test it?
WWinters
'Cause we have thousands of kits sitting in the freezer. How bad's your backlog?
We don't have one. Every kit is tested after an assault, and the results are forwarded back to us and to the D.A.
WWinters
[gets a phone call] That was the lab. The DNA from Vicki's rape kit is degraded.
Oh, I can't catch a break!
WWinters
But the tech's willing to testify he's got enough matching alleles to ID.
I'm gonna collar this guy's ass, and then I'm gonna send it to you on a silver platter.
WWinters
It's yours. California has a 10-year statute. The clock ran out on Vicki's rape three weeks ago.
You knew all along that you couldn't prosecute?
WWinters
But I knew you could. Go get the prick.
VVicki
[to Harris] Now I'll always know where you are. Be a good boy. [slams the cell door shut] Behave yourself.
[Benson and Stabler observe child prostitutes during a stakeout]
They're not your kids, El.
I know.
We can't save them all.
I'd settle for just one.
As long as we keep criminalizing victims instead of going after their perps, it's never gonna happen. We should at least arrest their johns.
So what? It's a slap on the wrist. I mean, Spitzer walked; he was a former prosecutor.
Guy gets caught with an under-aged hooker, the charge should be rape!
Hard time isn't a deterrent.
Neither is the death penalty. It's just the price of doing business. It's time to treat these bastards like the scum they really are.
Lindsay Elding was poisoned. [shows mushrooms on the media screen]
By who? The Smurfs?
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