[opens Benson's fridge] You have absolutely no food in this house.
They have this great thing, it's called delivery.
Planning a tropical getaway? [holds up travel brochures]
A girl can dream, can't she? Stop snooping.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[someone knocks on the door]
Callaghan! You have a bladder the size of a pea! How many bathroom breaks does this make? Callaghan?
[Benson's phone starts ringing]
Hold on.
[Brady breaks the lock and bursts through the door]
BBrady
If they're looking for me, I'm not here!
[Benson runs into another room and holds the door shut]
BBrady
Olivia! We need to talk. We need to talk! Open the door!
Help!!
BBrady
Open the door!! [pushes into the room]
[Benson grabs a lamp]
[after seeing Fin's misconduct on the news]
"Special violence unit"?
Randall Carver's a leech.
And you're a police officer. For how much longer is up to you.
I didn't rough him up.
You're saying the camera's lying?
You know what, gimme the rip. I don't care. I'm-a find this killer before another kid dies. [leaves]
Captain Cragen Fin!
No. No, keep on goin', Tutuola. Out the door, on to your next career. I'm sure you'll enjoy being a mall cop.
Okay, I'm sorry. I lost my cool with Carver and I shouldn't have.
Now, go say it again to that asswad who's making our lives Hell!
[to a suspect who's about to jump out the window] Better grow wings or I'm gonna blow your brains all over the street down there!
PProtester
[is yelling on a bullhorn outside the police station] SVU what do you say? How many kids gonna die today?
[to Munch] Hold this [hands Munch a box] Gonna see how far I can kick that bullhorn up his ass.
Don't dirty your shoe, Fin.
I'm just a social thermometer taking the people's temperature.
AAlex
Rectally?
How about a threesome?
PPeter
You got a hot girlfriend stashed somewhere?
I got a hot boyfriend.
PPeter
That's not really my scene... but I'll try anything once.
[Fin comes up from behind and handcuffs him]
PPeter
Hey! I'm not into S&M!
You're under arrest, idiot.
[just after the judge has ordered recess]
RRebecca
Your honor, may I say something to the court?
No! I've already issued my ruling. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
RRebecca
I'm sorry, your honor. Peter?!
[she sprays Peter with acid; Peter screams in pain while the detectives restrain Rebecca]
Call an ambulance!
RRebecca
Now you look like the monster you are!
[Benson and Stabler inspect an apparent murder-suicide]
Hubby had a gun. Why did he turn his wife into chopped liver?
You've never been married.
[Captain Cragen and Dr. Huang face the Chief of Detectives]
Your pet cops finally went off the deep end. Arresting Anne Gillette at her parents' funeral?!
They were obeying my direct orders, sir.
You knew I ordered Detective Ramsey to close this case.
I didn't think that trumped a double homicide.
This isn't a moment for you to think. Your detectives didn't arrest Anne Gillette for murder. Penny-ante witness tampering is all I heard.
For now.
And you can prove that she's the killer?
Not yet.
Then why the hell did you arrest her in the middle of Park Avenue?
She's dangerous.
Is that your clinical opinion, Dr. Huang?
Do you want me to use bigger words? Fine. She's a psychopath with extremely violent tendencies.
Stop showing off. [sighs] Bring her down for murder, and I'll back your play. But screw the pooch, and I'm gonna let the crap roll downhill.
[he leaves]
They better crack her, or we're gonna have a lotta shoveling to do.
[about Anne] Sounds like she hasn't found herself, but why would the Prestwick Foundation want her on the board?
RDetective Ramsey
Daddy gave them 10,000,000.
I got my daughter a job at Target. Didn't cost me a dime.
RDetective Ramsey
I'm sure your daughter's more qualified to sit on the Prestwick Foundation board.
AAnne
You have no idea what I'm capable of, detective.
I saw your mother's body.
AAnne
If you really think I could do that to someone I love, then what do you think I could do to someone you love?
AAlex
That was quick. She didn't punch you again, did she?
Ah, you know, some women just don't want to talk man to man.
DDuffy
Stabler!
I wish she would refuse to talk to me.
DDuffy
Look, you pig-headed son of a bitch. You can't drag an innocent- [notices Alex] Hi. Babs Duffy.
AAlex
Alex Cabot. I will leave you 2 alone.
DDuffy
You don't have to.
No, you want to say something, let's do it in the box.
[to Benson] I get hit, you get hit on.
LLynn
I'm not an addict.
You just like the way coke smells?
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