Peter Scanavino- Detective Dominick "Sonny" Carisi, Jr. (2014-present)
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Jamie Gray Hyder - Detective Katriona "Kat" Tamin (2018-2021)
Okay, so it's not a robbery, but stabbings aren't necessarily sexual. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Is there a specific reason you called us out?
DDetective
Whoever did this sliced off his "cigar" and took it with him. Is that specific enough?
[Benson and Stabler look at the victim, then look at each other.]
Works for me.
Doesn't sound like there's much doubt on the COD.
Do you think your conclusional pole vaults are personality- or gender-driven?
[After testifying in court, during which the defendant flashed the jury and was forcibly removed]
Hey. How'd it go?
He's in Bellevue.
Jury came back that fast?
He waved his flag at them before they had a chance. Nobody saluted.
Question. Who'd want to cut your penis off?
VVictor
Take a number.
VVictor
[to Stabler] Hey. You doing anything Saturday night?
[He purses his lips and makes a kissing motion at Stabler. Stabler smiles.]
Oh, I'd hurt you.
Didn't 2 of Spicer's married johns take a bust?
Yeah, about 6 months ago. Vice was targeting the piers.
I'm sure their wives must have been thrilled.
[Munch chuckles behind Cragen. Cragen turns to look at him.]
What are you doing?
Eavesdropping.
Good, you're up to speed. What do you say you go interrogate a husband?
Are we missing some key piece of information here?
SCStabler and Captain Cragen
Shut up, John!
A military plane drops JFK's coffin into 9,000 feet of water 3 years after the assassination. You don't find that suggestive, perhaps even a tad disquieting?
No.
No? The Justice Department waits 33 years before they impart this tidbit on the American people, and then they say they did it because it wasn't evidence? What are you, sheep? Will you believe anything?
[sheep-like] Naaaah.
[Jeffries enters the break room, where Cassidy, Cragen, and Munch are eating lunch.]
You guys going to eat all this?
Suppose we say yes.
Suppose I'm just being polite.
That will be a first.
It's cool. John doesn't eat vegetables.
Yeah? The way I heard, that's not all John never gets to...eat.
[Jeffries leaves with a container of Chinese food. Cassidy sucks on his fork.]
Ouch.
I'm never setting foot in the city of Baltimore again, as long as I'm on this mortal sphere.
Why? You're rich. Did your 20, got your pension, and you're on the job here.
I earned that pension with the sweat of my mind, while surrounded by intellectual insects. Not to mention the fact that I lost a wife after less than one night of connubial bliss to someone who was not only another detective, but a member of my own squad.
We don't get to pick the vic.
[Benson is physically ill after visiting a horribly mutilated blind victim of Serbian ethnic cleansing.]
Remember that Tom Hanks movie where he managed the girls' team? [hands Benson a piece of gum] "There's no crying in baseball."
So you don't think she murdered him.
[lying] No. I don't think she murdered him. She said she was in her office until around one. That was after he was killed.
And no one else was there.
And no one else was there.
And no one else was there. That is an anti-alibi.
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