[about her rapist] He's a changed man. We prayed together.
You prayed with your rapist.
Yeah. To turn him in after that would be a betrayal.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
VVictoria
You have the power of life and death over this piece of crap.
I don't want that kind of power.
VVictoria
But it's true, isn't it? So just drop the Lamb of God crap and tell us his name.
Vanity, thy name is woman.
It's frailty, not vanity, you misogynist.
[about going after a political dynasty] I hope to God we're right on this.
I hear Logan's learning to love Staten Island.
One minute you're getting your doorknob polished, the next you're sweet talking St. Peter.
Munch [to Rodgers]: Will you ever have dinner with me?
RDr. Rodgers
Not while I can still feed myself.
He was shot with a Black Talon?!
Cop killers. They haven't been made since 1994.
Yeah, because they killed too many cops.
Nah, the real reason was, it was instantly recognizable. Bullet makers want anonymity. If you can't prove where the bullet was made, you can't sue the manufacturer. Where would we be without lawyers?
HHelen
[looks at a line-up] #3.
Are you sure?
HHelen
Yeah. It was dark, but it wasn't that dark. I'd remember him 'til the day I die. That face, those glasses…
It's not an audition, Ms. Katish, just, are you sure?
HHelen
All right. How's this? And the winner is, #3!
You're enjoying this, aren't you?! All these guys trying to sweet-talk you into giving us a little crumb of information!
PPruitt
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's the high point of my life.
Better than shooting those people in cold blood, you little reptilian GEEK?!
PPruitt
Oh, it's bad cop now, right?
YOU BET YOUR ASS!
John, easy.
You did it, you piece of crap! I know it! You know it!
Seriously, come on!
No! I'm gonna kill this guy myself.
PPruitt
Call him off, call him off!
I'm gonna Mike Tyson you, you bastard!
PPruitt
Come on. Is this legal?
Probably not.
[whispers in Pruitt's ear] I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
How could you give the defense that kind of ammunition in writing? I asked you...
SDr. Skoda
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I put a little sticky on your desk by his DD5, that's all.
Well, what was on this bombshell sticky?
SDr. Skoda
"Retarded," and a question mark.
Munch [to Alfonso]: Look at me, take a good look. In 15 years, you're gonna be as old as I am.
Benson [to Carlos]: You jerk us around, you jerk your deal off the table.
Munch [about Walp]: He was fired from McDonald's. That alone will win the case for him.
Not the Benjamin Hadley? More powerful than Pat Robertson, able to leap a tall Democrat in a single bound, President of Midvale College, which used to be a Podunk nothing; now it's suddenly a think tank for the neo-conservative movement?
Although that's an oxymoron.
I love you, Olivia.
I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse.
Yeah, like you carry a purse.
That's 'cause you carry it for me.
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