Danielson quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

[as Danielson walks by] Nice booty.

Oh yeah? Watch it kick your ass!

Please tell the jury what happened.

I was walking home from work on 168th Street when I saw a man beat a boy with a metal pipe.

[shows a photo of the victim] This is the victim, Damon Moore. Is he the boy you saw?

Yes.

And the man who beat him to death, is he in this courtroom?

That is the man. There.

He's a liar. The cops are makin' him lie!

Dennis, shut up!

No! NO! [jumps out of his seat] You murdered that boy in front of a crowd of people! And in front of GOD!!

[storms out of his seat, topples the table, and charges at Chuckwei] You're a dead man! You're a dead man! Ya hear me?!

Order! ORDER! Get the jury out of here! Court officers!

Get 'em off! Get off me! [to Chuckwei] You're dead! Your family's dead! Everything you love is dead! You're dead!

Take the defendant to lockup!

Benson

Are you okay?

Yes. I'm no longer afraid.

This a conjugal visit?

You're never gonna have sex ever again. At least not the consenting kind.