Benjamin quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Benjamin

The eggs always think they're smarter than the chicken.

Benjamin

So, this "Bobbi" boy.

Fin

He was dressed as a girl.

Benjamin

Ah, a faygelah.

Fin

Uh, yeah, I don't think it's okay to use that word anymore.

Benjamin

Why not?

Fin

Because it hurts people.

Benjamin

It's just a word.

Fin

Yeah, but words can hurt more than a gun.

Benjamin

Hurt who?

Fin

The people they bother.

Benjamin

Then, everyone should say it, and no one will get hurt.

Benson

If you haven't left the house since 1973, how is it that you got a computer to write on?

What, you got a computer?

Benjamin

[sarcastic] No, I drew hieroglyphics on the crapper wall!