Muncy quotes from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Yeah, I drove Kelsey and Austin last night. What, she called the cops on him?

Yeah. Any reason she might've done that?

She said she was assaulted in your limo, so that kinda makes you a witness.

I don't wanna get involved.

So they did get in a fight.

Look, they might be in their late 20s on the outside, but inside, they're just kids who can't handle their emotions. You add in money, fame, constant validation...

We get that. So what happened?

All I wanna say. They need a time-out.

Look, I'm not a stylist. Why am I even here?

I told you, my brother's got a date.

Yeah, well, for all you know, I could've been on one, too.

Oh, yeah? With which hand?

[about Paulo] He's a giant superstar.

Which means this case is going to be a giant pain in the ass.

I screwed up this case. How pissed is Carisi?

On a scale of 1 to 10...

Fin

...I'd say Vladimir Putin.

Still beating yourself up about that sex bunker guy from Fishkill? Elias Olsen?

Yeah, I know which one you're talking about, Duarte. The whole damn trial went up because of my temper.

Pretty conceited, isn't it? Judge calls a mistrial because some lady cop went all Karen on the stand? That's not enough.

Don't call me a Karen while I'm armed.

All I'm saying, you're not that important.

Maybe I'm not cut out for SVU.

You telling me you wanna come back to Gangs?

If I did?

I'd tell you that you made your bed. Now it's wet. Figure out a way to lie in it.

Love is messy. Sometimes it involves a commitment to act on behalf of a person who can't take care of themselves.

Yeah, commitment. Not sexual assault.

How's your brother Teddy doing?

I kind of think he's seeing someone.

Oh, you think? You don't know?

Well, he knows what a bitch I am to the women he dates, but the guy deserves it 'cause he's got the worst taste in women.

You're familiar with rabbit starvation?

Not sure I wanna be.

It's an acute form of malnutrition. This is the same, but with sugar.

I'm never eating candy again.