Law & Order: Criminal Intent Season 1 quotes

I haven't seen any innocent people in a long time.

Goren

I'm a cop. I'm allowed to lie to criminals.

Ross

Testarossa's lawyered up.

Goren

What about Melago?

Eames

What's going on here?

Goren

Is now okay?

Eames

You're undercover, you don't tell me?

Ross

Those were my orders. Came from the top.

Eames

I can't believe this.

Ross

It was a need-to-know case. I'm sorry. Eames, Melago is in holding downtown. You have a history with her. See if she'll deal.

Logan

Gay sex?

No, call girls. Think Spitzer, not McGreevey.

Where's your warrant? Where's your probable cause?

Logan

[points to a warrant in his hand] Here's your warrant. [points to a gun a cop found] And there's your probable cause.

Eames

She and Woody were expected in Maine on Friday. They never made it.

Capt. Ross

Romeo and Juliet didn't tell their parents where they were going, either.

Eames

Roy, I don't know what's more pathetic: the idea that you think we'd believe you, or the idea that a woman would willingly sleep with you.

[smirks] What's the matter, baby? So used to ground chuck that you don't recognize filet mignon when you see it?

[to his sister] You look well: House arrest agrees with you.

Logan

Should we hold on to him, let him sweat?

Capt. Ross

The beauty of a material witness.

Eleanor understands the complex algorithm of money, social standing, and fitting in.

Is it a crime to worry about my grandson's future?

Eames

It is if you shoot the parents who you think are standing in the way.

Don't shoot, don't shoot! I'm a lawyer!

Logan

Don't tempt me.

Wheeler

Got a receipt here from Max's Kansas City.

Logan

That used to be a happenin' place. [Wheeler gives him a withering look] Happenin'... it's an expression.

Wheeler

[rolls her eyes] Groovy.

[during a magic act] Clearly Miranda has grown too big for her britches. I say it's time we... cut her down to size.

Eames

How'd you find her? Craigslist?

Who's Craig?