Law & Order: Criminal Intent · Season 1
How much treasure did the 3 of you bring up, Dana?
Just a handful, I swear.
Enough to buy 3 pairs of Jimmy Choos and 4 Versace dresses. And those diamond earrings really highlight your tan.
Okay, so we skimmed a little bit off the top. What, you never worked as a waitress? A blonde like you, I'm sure you did.
[when she enters the room where Judge Burns sitting on his chair] Hey! What's he doing in here?
The Judge wanted...
He wants you to hose down the crime scene? Get him out of here, he's a suspect! [Campesi looks at Logan] Don't look at my partner – he's got my back, not yours.
It's all right, Campesi, go on, get him out of here. [to Falacci] Take a cigarette break, would you, Falacci? The last thing you wanna do is to piss off a Supreme Court judge.
[about removing the judge from the crime scene] You made the right call, detective, but this isn't Brooklyn North, this is Major Case. You're dealing with a higher class of criminal.
What are you saying, I should give him the run of the place?
[long pause] There's a protocol.....
When you secure a crime scene, really?
There's also a protocol with me, detective!
I don't need anybody telling me..... [Logan chuckles] What?
I'm just not used to being the voice of reason.
We found Kira's novel.
It's not as purple as your prose, but to me, it rings truer.
Everyone's a critic.
And you're a fake. A hack.
If word got out, those lecture fees would dry up.
Kira trusted you, and you stole from her.
And you are being hyperbolic!
I'm not done! I'd like for you to say that you're a fraud. [grabs him by the arm and forces him to sit down] Go ahead. C'mon. Sit down. I'd like for you to say it.
Okay. You pulled back the curtain and found a pathetic old man who coveted a brilliant young writer's future. Perhaps he took her words. Only her words! Not her life!
[while arresting Shill in front of his students] See those writers? They're gonna have a hell of a story.
Look, there's more to life than just one case. Higher ups have an agenda. You want 30 years in? Deal with it.
Hey! People told me you were a hothead; guys like Hoyle you'd eat for breakfast. What happened?
[pulling out press clipping of the case that got him transferred out of homicide] After 10 years on Staten Island, you learn to pick your battles.
You don't drag a senior ADA into the station house.
You do if he's stonewalling!
Which is what happens when people throw stones.
[examining Traci Kwon's body at the crime scene] She still has her jewelry.
But no purse [looks up the stairs] and the apartment was ransacked. Kind of a mixed message, huh?
[to Goren] Detective, would you like to tell me just who the hell you think you are? You misrepresented yourself in a state prison, and involved your partner and your captain as unwitting accomplices in discrediting ways that shall be duly noted in their jackets. And you provoked an already overworked MO unit to forcibly restrain you. If you ask me…
…You think that I wasn't playing insane, that I am insane.
Have you ever asked yourself that question?
Yes, sir. And I believe that asking the question proves that I am sane, and that I was willing to take my investigation to the limit.
[to Goren] Why don't you take Eames to a motel and get it out of your system?
Why didn't you call me when Donny was arrested?
I already told you, it was tough love.
No. You were trying to save that favor, because you knew it was just a matter of time before you could call in that favor for yourself.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME, BOBBY?! What have you done for me? You gave me a coat? Slip me a couple bucks so you can feel good about yourself? Well guess what. I don't need that. Neither does Donny.
Donny's smart, Frank. He doesn't need you.
I'M SMART! I'M SMART! Everyone in this family forgets! I was the one.
[sighs] Look, we both caught a raw deal, okay? Could have brought us closer together, but this is it. This is us, y'know?
You don't wanna be my brother. Just get out.
[to Frank] I'm done with you. You, you can't contact me anymore. Ever again. You understand? If I hear that you're on a bridge, ready to jump…you know, I'll—I'll listen for the splash.
Who would do something like this?
I don't know. But I can promise you this: whoever did do this, we're gonna get them.
Thank you, detective.
[Logan and Falacci leave]
Why promise something like that?
Because the scum who did this, if I can't get 'em, just give me the gold watch.
[In the last lines, Logan remarks to Falacci about consoling the parents of the third teen, who died in hospital.]
'I'm sorry for your loss.' Do you know how many times I've had to say that? It’s usually automatic. [pauses] But every once in a while...
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