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Law & Order: Criminal Intent Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

PPinkston

I didn't give you a name.

And we didn't push Bobby Boyd off that roof but... you know how rumors spread.

[In Mrs. Goren's hospital room, watching the news broadcast of the televangelist's wife's death.]

You know, he wants a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. Sure like to see what goes on in that bedroom. Why're you defending him?

GGoren

I'm not defending him.

They're charlatans, these people. He's supposed to be a believer. In which case he's supposed to believe that God had a reason for her death, right? So why's he crying?

[To Goren] If your brother were here, I wouldn't have gone through all of this. He would've taken care of me.

I checked her PDA. Found his cell number. When you call it, Diego directs you to a web site because, as he says, "seeing is believing."

[She clicks on a web site. Goren and Ross peer over her shoulder at a web site featuring half-naked photos of a man.]

You're kidding. "Rent this hunk. Diego. By the hour or by the night. Muscular, tanned, relentless--"

[watching Ross with interest] We can all read, Captain.

LLawyer

Mr. Diego's website is purely in the realm of personal fantasy. No services are exchanged for--

My partner was in vice for 5 years.

Chelsea for 2 of those years. You're not my first rent boy, Diego.

DDiego

But he likes crystal meth, especially booty bumps.

Booty bumps.

DDiego

That's when y--

[hastily] I know what they are.

I miss vice. People doing stuff for money... guys like this, I get them.

[Confronting Riggins with a photograph of his secret gay lover, and after the Reverend has denied knowledge of him.]

Did you say his name?

Diego. We have other photos.

You know, there is a Diego that's a professional massage therapist, but, uh, it's so dark in those rooms that I can't--

[impatiently] Do you have a massage therapist? Is he your massage therapist?

I ... can't say for sure. I'm, uh, really sorry, detective, that I can't be more helpful, but, uh--

Actually, it's always helpful when we know someone is lying to us. There seem to be phone calls from your cell to his.

[looking at picture again] Actually, this-- you know what? This is Diego. Yeah. Hah. Funny. Uh, the back pain I get is so crippling that I can't even think. I just lay there and I close my eyes--

[looking bored] --and wait for that booty bump....

[Eames leaves Goren and Riggins and enters the secretary's office.]

SSecretary

How is he?

He seems almost ... stricken.

[gesturing to Eames, in the SUV] That woman. Is that your wife?

[shaking his head] That's-- that's my partner.

So what're you waiting for?

Not that kind of partner.

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