Law & Order: Criminal Intent · Season 1
So how does a girl like you end up with a Willie or a Skater?
Not pretty enough for TV stars.
Sure you are. One of those guys didn't even have a shower.
Skater. He went to my place to shower. Sometimes we would shower 3, 4 times a day.
[grins] That's a lot of showering.
[seductively] I like to shower.
It's cyber-Rashomon. Reggie says Holden shot Todd, Holden says Reggie did it and Willow doesn't even believe anyone's dead.
Please don't tell anyone about this for now.
Don't worry. He doesn't deserve the publicity.
[Wheeler tells Rudy that Mina was going to have an abortion]
That's a lie! We loved each other.
She may have loved you, Rudy, but she wasn't ready to be barefoot, pregnant and in your basement.
What does your hooker intuition say?
"Hooker intuition"? I didn't even know they're using BlackBerrys.
I love it when men say they babysit. When it's your own kids, it's not babysitting, it's called being a dad.
His father had allergies, so you think Ernest Foley may be good for a double family murder 18 years apart?
Yeah, that's one-one one theory - has anybody ever told you you're reductive?
My ex-wife.
It's history, right? Can't fake it.
Woman politician taking the fall for her corrupt husband. You never see it going the other way.
Like my mother would say, if she stays in it, she's getting something out of it.
[Upon learning that Pagolis and the judge traded costumes before the fatal duel]
Best shot of the killer's life, and he hit the wrong guy.
He told us you were stalking him.
We're detectives. We don't stalk.
NYPD, wake up. If this man isn't guilty, then Macy's doesn't sell pantyhose.
[Goren goes through the reading material of a man they've just found dead.]
He likes mysteries.
Now he gets to be in one.
Killing is not my thing.
What is your thing, Mr. Pagolis?
French food, Nordic women, German cars...
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