Art could've run but he came back to help his cousin.
Yeah, it'd be touching. If they weren't serial killers.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
If Art's dad had known what his bullying would lead to, he might have thought twice about it.
You ever wonder why I don't have kids? Now you know.
[referring to a dead body in latex] He died with his freak on.
This story of yours is - it's Kafkaesque.
That would make you the bug, Larry. You know what I like to do to bugs? I like to watch my partner squash them.
[Goren asks a Chinese shop owner a question in Chinese]
SOShop owner
[in Chinese] You speak Chinese like my little dog!
TTranslator
She said...
[embarrassed] I know, I got it.
[amused] So did I.
I just got a call from the Chief of D's about my detectives giving the run-around to the Secret Service. Didn't I give you my speech about catching more flies with honey? Because I know your partner's heard it.
Gee, uh....
I think we've been made.
Yes, but as what?
We're not far from the Pekonic Indian reservation.
Talk about feeling like a stranger in your own country.
Them or us?
[Logan grins.]
That's just what they need. An addiction-driven economy.
Hey, it's better than no economy at all.
[about Victoria Carson's "wrongful life" lawsuit] Maybe Lisa didn't think there was anything wrong with her life.
[to Victoria] He's got this idea you're gonna take care of Lisa, instead of dumping her at the first cut-rate group home on your way to the local wine bar.
VCVictoria Carson
[to her son] All of your life you have been nothing but a burden. You and your sister - millstones around my neck!
[When Rodgers starts singing opera]
Geez, I never thought I'd envy the dead.
[Regarding a K-9 unit going through the locker rooms to sniff for drugs]
OMOpera Manager
You're going to let that run wild in my opera house?
Don't worry. Dexter's housebroken.
Guy's already got a reputation. Lawsuit might have cost him big time.
So he killed her. Guy's seen too many operas.
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