[to Leo Ansel] Maybe if you hadn't treated her like a spare tire, she wouldn't be in this mess.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
You just sidestepped our question.
PDr. Pynchon
I thought it was more polite than saying, "It's none of your business."
BBoatman
[to himself] Focus in. Trust my intellect. Admit to trivial things. Focus in...
[about Boatman] Everyone told us he wouldn't harm a fly. Torture changed him.
Evil changes everyone.
[About Logan]
Boys love their toys.
SSimmons
It's an honor to meet you. An honor to work on Major Case.
At ease, soldier.
Have you heard from her lately?
FFremont
Nicole is a fugitive, thanks to you two. And, no, she'd never put me in that kind of danger. She's very protective.
Well, you'd be very proud of your star pupil.
FFremont
I can't take the credit. She's a natural.
Well, she's very adept at poisons. Is that something that you taught her?
FFremont
I'll take a pass on that.
What are we talking about, some kind of Manson family?
If the Manson family shopped on Madison Avenue.
How do you know all that aeronautical lore? Date a stewardess?
My old man. Took me to the beach on the weekends to watch the planes take off and land. He used to fly what they called Corsairs off the aircraft carrier Antietam during the Korean War. So. Of course I wanted to be a fighter pilot.
Hah. I can see that.
None of them were sexually assaulted, just like our Jane Doe.
This perp gets stranger.
It's rainin' hookers.
[Discussing the possible ID of a Jane Doe.]
Could be a hooker with no arrests.
Yep. And there's a heaven where we'll all be reunited with our childhood dogs.
If coincidence were evidence--
[Speaking to a suspect] You know what occurs to me? That nothing gets you hot. You're just one of those guys that burn cold. You know, like you didn't do well with girls so you just gave up on sex. Like this drawing, of Junie? It's like a kid did it. It lacks anatomy. Is that what you're like, Dwayne? [glances at his crotch.] You lack anatomy, Dwayne?
[Discussing a suspect.]
He stays here?
GMrs. Geddens
Yes. Until his last night. Then he sleeps on his boat in the harbor. He says to get back his sea legs.
Yeah. After a weekend I need to get my cop legs back.
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