Law & Order: Criminal Intent · Season 1
[Goren and Eames have tracked the burglar's female partner to a hotel office. Goren notices a desk has been moved.]
She moved the desk from here?
Yeah, she wanted it moved away from the outlets. Said the smell of electricity made her sick.
[to Eames] The smell of electricity.
I thought I could smell moonbeams.
Oh, when you were pregnant. [realizing] Well, that's why he was playing it safe. Because he wanted to be there for the baby.
I think I'm gonna cry.
This is the last time we meet like this, detective. [taken away in a police car]
I hope so.
Hope is for suckers, detective.
[hoping to access the dead man's computer] What's Neminger's password?
Carl wrote a hack-proof password deriving from bosonic string theories.
No chance it would've been the name of the family cat.
No.
The lab said Neminger was poisoned with three vials of samarium-153. It's an isotope used on bone cancer. You can get it at any hospital or university radiology department.
Any reports of missing isotopes?
No.
Don't tell me they don't track this stuff.
I guess not.
Somebody's not reading the news.
[about Manotti] For being such a genius, he's not much of a liar.
[to Eames, regarding Goren's unorthodox investigative style] Does he play the siren when he drives?
[chuckles] She drives.
My mother always said, "Be happy you're not a genius - it makes for a lonely life."
The fancier the building, the bigger the vermin in the walls.
It's a big comedown to go from God's avenger to prized patsy.
I didn't kill her.
We don't care. You're who we've got.
See, that's what happens when you keep people from doing what they do best. It makes them insane.
Is that when the light bulb went on? Saw what your life really was? Life of a loser. You know, pretending to be little vampires, hanging out in your vampire crypt, discussing your vampire books, having sad vampire sex in a plywood vampire box.
Poor Arnie, his robots had more heart than the woman of his dreams.
Funny how bad apples always find each other.
Maybe it's their barrels that make the apples bad.
Oh, the Patriot Act. Yeah, well, I read that in its original title, 1984.
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