[Logan comes close to assaulting a suspect with his own baton, but restrains himself]
That guy? He would have been worth another 10 years on Staten Island.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
An aging swinger's little black book. Somebody must be desperate for a love life.
[Goren and Deakins have just listened to a tape of a man with a Southern accent arguing with an auction worker.]
"Tortious interference". A lawyer?
Worse. A Texas lawyer.
[regarding a girlie magazine publisher's vague answers] Talking to that guy is like walking into a fog bank.
Tough to tell your kid you neglected them because you were too busy romancing the Seventh Fleet.
Since I have no intention of asking Mr. Radcliff any questions about that document, I see no basis to turn it over to him.
JAJudge Aguilar
That is the lamest argument I've heard in a month; if it's evidence he has a right examine it!
Gluttony. Now I know why it made the short list of deadly sins.
Half an hour. The chef that I talked to said that's what he'd need to dress a human, and then another hour to grind the meat and bones.
I'm gettin' tired of sentences that start with "maybe".
He's not saying much of anything anymore. Somebody performed brain surgery on him with a .357 Magnum.
He gives new meaning to the phrase "Give till it hurts".
He gives because he hurts.
9O911 Operator
911, what is your emergency?
BBBody By Jake
She's not breathing.
9O911 Operator
What is your location, sir?
BBBody By Jake
Send someone to 90-- Wait, wait.
PMPhoebe Morton
Stop! I can't... don't kill me, I don't want to die. [choking, gasping sounds]
BBBody By Jake
Now she's not breathing.
[Durbin has just given evidence that his father is a serial killer]
MMcNare
You nosy little deviant. Your own father. How could you?
DDurbin
How could you, Dad?
MMcNare
"Dad"? You're no son of mine.
[to Goren] That's the nicest thing he could have said to him.
LLipton
I don't even know who she is.
I-I think that you do, 'cause when I mentioned her name your pulse went up, but when I said that she was missing, you didn't skip a beat. So I don't think it's news to you.
LLipton
My, my. A human polygraph.
The plot sickens.
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