Congratulations, you've managed to unite atheists and Christians in common cause against police harassment.
We do what we can.
What you seem to be doing is playing musical suspects.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Well, she didn't believe in heaven and hell, so how would she know the devil was massaging her neck?
[Harassing an employee at a body donation department of a university to try and get information. Goren starts poking into morgue coolers and opening up containers.]
Look at that. It's a heart, from a--
[He looks at the label on the container.]
--Mr. Hoss. It hardly looks used.
EEmployee
I should talk to an attorney.
Better make it a good one, with experience in murder cases. That lady's head had a bullet in it.
[Employee gapes. Goren looks at him.]
Cat got your tongue?
[He points down at one of the containers containing body parts.]
'cuz there's an extra one in here.
BSBody snatcher
Better I take them than leave them for Donald.
Who's Donald?
BSBody snatcher
A demon, of course.
[Rodgers wheels in a cart containing disassembled body parts.]
Metcalf still had his hands and feet. His head was up in San Francisco. The rest of him is at a research lab in Maui. Some people have all the luck.
[Deakins watches Goren toying with a piece of leather, angling it up to the light.]
Beaming signals to the mother ship?
[Deakins walks into an office and sees a line of files of victims Goren and Eames have found.]
So this is it. The rest of the iceberg.
They're an interesting couple.
The killer and Mrs. Magoo.
Dinnertime. I wonder what alibi they're serving.
The dark ages. Sometimes I think we're still living in them.
[about Whitlock] I don't know about you, but that guy's starting to stick in my craw.
I see why you're not angry at her. Because she's a reflection of everything that you've done to her.
WWhitlock
I did nothing but help her.
No, you terrorized her! You got kicked around at work, you came home, and you crushed her.
WWhitlock
I never laid a hand on her!
You didn't have to!
[Eames falls asleep during a late-night stakeout. Goren wakes her up by waving a cup of coffee under her nose.]
[waking] Don't you sleep?
There's a lot to do.
{A master burglar has stolen valuable silverware, leaving the disassembled cabinet pieces neatly piled on the floor. But, the homeowner's money and checkbook was left behind.]
He took the silver, but not the cash. He's making fun of us.
Well, I would, too, if I were this good.
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