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Laverne & Shirley · Season 1, Episode 15

Carmine, Shirley and others in “Unfinished Business”

Carmine

No, no, you don't understand - I only need a wife for one night.

Shirley

Get out.

Carmine

No, no, no, it's for the money.

Laverne

Then why don't you just call Ready Betty Wazaluski?

Shirley

Both of you, get out of here!

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