A character in Laverne & Shirley
Played by David Lander
Laverne & Shirley · 172 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Laverne & Shirley: in 59 of its 172 quotes
Most scenes with: Shirley Feeney (14), Lenny Kosnowski (13), Laverne DeFazio (10)
[Reading Squiggy's driving test grade out loud] Your test score was........73! A passing grade!
YOU'VE PASSED?!?
YOU PASSED! SQUIGGY YOU DID IT YOU PASSED!!!
[Smiling] I pass I pass.
Yeah I knew you could.
Aw you jerk.
[Stuck in a dress] Somebody get this dress off me!
[Lenny & Squiggy barge through the front door.]
This looks like a job for a couple of pickleheads!
If you cut us, do we not bleed? If you slap us, do we not swell up? If you spit on us, do we not get wet?
The answer to all these questions is yes.
We've got a date with a couple of veterinarians.
Never trust men who don't eat meat. There's something fishy about them.
Nobody wants anything that's been chewed up and spit out.
Hello!
Just think, Laverne. We get to spend eternity surrounded by the good and the pure!
Hello!
I demand to speak to the vile and loathsome creature that runs this wicked inferno!
Hello!
Lord, I swear, I'll never do another bad thing if you just send me some help.
Hello!
Okay the deal's off!
Bachelor #3, would you please say hello to Monique?
Hello!
I think I move her.
Nah, she's still there.
Bachelor #3, if you could invent a machine to make me fall in love with you, what would it be?
A lawnmower.
Hang on to your enchiladas, because Andrew, you and your date are headed south of the border to the spicy city of... Acapulco!
Ahhhhh!
We're going to France!!
If you don’t pay up in one week… [snaps cob of corn in half]
You'll break our corn??
[Referring to ribs] Just the way the customers like them… lean and greasy.
Hello!
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