Men are pigs. Those two are oinkers.
“White Christmas” · Season 4
In this episode: Delinda Deline (2), Sam Marquez (2), Mary Connell (1)
I just want our first Christmas together to be special, do you know what I mean?
He is just pissing away his money.
Isn't that what you want?
Of course it's what we want, but we want people to piss away their money correctly.
Oh. I didn't know there was a correct way to piss away money.
Well there is! Now what is it you're going on about?
It's Danny and mine's first Christmas. I'm planning a special, candlelit romantic Christmas Eve dinner. Then a little cuddling by the fire --
Okay, hold it. I don't want to hear about you and Danny playing hide the salami in front of the fireplace or under the Christmas tree.
Why does everyone think that's all we do?
Because you two couldn't stop banging each other if your lives depended on it. [Delinda smiles] In fact, I'm surprised you two aren't permanently attached at the crotch.
I have no idea what to get Sam for Christmas.
How about anti-evil pills? Oh, that's right, the ones she got last year didn't do the trick.
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