Paul, Bradley and others in “Mr. Muscle”

You ready, Brad?

I am indeed, bro.

Okay. Let’s do it then, yeah?

Alright.

You’re moving closer so I can see your face.

(sighs annoyingly) Bradley!

Paul, no one wants to see your handwriting, alright? If we’re gonna make a doc soap, they wanna see a character. A star. A geezer, and luckily, I’m available.

Brad, just drop the card.

Okay. Excellent.

Yes? Can I help you?

Hannah Spearritt, famous singer and actress from the UK. What she lacks in inches, she makes up for her in talent. So, Hannah, tell us. How does it feel being complete nobody in the UK and completely unknown in the US?

Bog off, Paul.

Fair enough.

The name’s McIntosh. Bradley McIntosh. License to kill and to thrill the ladies.

Bradley, I’ll come back to you when I’m desperate.

So you say “He’s rich. He’s handsome and he’s a great kisser.” Rachel, I already don’t see what your problem is.

Well, I kind of may have sort of told him that I was a member of the British royal family.

Paul, we’re trying to have a private conversation here.

Just treat me like I’m not here.

That’d be easier when you’re gone.

Jo, who’s happy-go-lucky exterior masks a violent personality?

Go away.

Oh. Ooh! Oh, look. You think some people will be grateful to have a documentary made about them?

Paul, you’ve been making this documentary for the past 3 weeks. It was quite funny at first.

No. That’s just irritating.

I know, I know. But I’ve only got 400 hours of footage and most of that has Bradley in it.

Well, go film something else then.

Yeah. Jon’s in the bath. Go film in.

Cool.