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Rachel, Jon and others in “Mr. Muscle”

Rachel

Jon, can you just find a spot and lie on it?

Jon

Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, it’s not as simple as that. We have to find the optimum spot for the best tan. Aha! I think we’ve hit the mother-load.

Rachel

I think you’ve already had too much sun.

Jon

Okay. So we’re all set for the perfect sunbathe.

Rachel

Mhm.

Jon

There’s just one ingredient missing.

Rachel and Jon

Ice-cream.

Rachel

Hi, um. Can I have a non-fat neutral sweetness frozen tofu bar please?

Ice-cream Man

Sure. The mango, the cranberry, the kiwi, the banana, the orange, the coconut, grapefruit. the pomegranate.

Rachel

Um, kiwi please. No, no, no. Orange. No, cranberry. No, mango! Oh, I don’t know!

Jon

(to the Ice-cream Man) That’s an information overload, you idiot. You can’t take that! Come here, Rach. It’s alright.

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