Billy quotes from L.A. 7

Tina

So, plan A: We sing at the prom. Mr. Walters loves us. We get a record contract which leads to… (opening her fan) worldwide domination.

Jon

I’ll get it.

Hannah

So, what’s Plan B?

Tina

Uh, there is no Plan B.

Jon

Hey.

Billy

Hi. I’m Billy.

Rachel

Hi, Billy. I’m Rachel.

Billy

You’re my date?

Rachel

Yeah.

Billy

Whoa!

Paul

Whoa, there. Easy.

Billy

Sorry. I, I, I wasn’t expecting. I’m a little nervous.

Bradley

Um, Billy? Where’s your dad? Is he in the car or is he coming later?

Billy

Oh, yeah. My dad said to say he’s not coming because his books are full.

Jo

(to Rachel) Plan B, it all goes horribly wrong.

Billy

Do you not want to be my date anymore?

Rachel

Of course I do. Come on. We’re gonna have a great time.

Sam

So, are you girls ready to go?

Tina

Of course we are.

Hannah

I think so.

Jo

We’re ready.

Hannah

Come on.

Paul

I really can’t believe that you’re taking Hannah, Tina and Jo to the prom.

Bradley

Yeah. Me neither.

Sam

I know. 3 dates. Well, this is gonna be the best evening ever.

Jon

How wrong could he be?

Look at his geeky glasses.

And his stupid hair and square clothes.

Rachel

I think your clothes are great and your hair is really sexy.

Billy

Really?

Rachel

Yeah.

Billy

W-Wo-Would you like to dance with me?

Rachel

Sure.

(laughs) Look at the nerd dance!

Hey, Billy, you’re such a jerk!

Paul

What are you talking about? He’s a wicker dancer!

Jon

Yeah, I mean we all dance around, don’t we?

Bradley

Yeah. It’s the latest thing.

Jo

I want chips. English chips. Not American chips.

Hannah

And get me a sandwich, will you? Not from here. From the deli across the road.

Tina

And take my jacket and get me another drink!

Sam

All right. Okay.

Jo

And hurry up about it. We’re on stage in a minute.

Tina

Time when you are, isn’t it?

Hannah

Yeah, he’s quite hot.

Jo

Yeah.

Sam

(sighs) What a nightmare.

Billy

Hey, Rachel! That was great.

Rachel

Thanks.

Billy

Oh, listen. Um, there’s no easy way for me to say this, but, I think it’s time to move on.

Rachel

I’m sorry?

Billy

I had a great time and everything but I don’t think we should date anymore.

Rachel

What? You’re checking me?

Billy

Yeah. Sorry. I hope we can still be friends.

Rachel

Yeah, of course we can.

Billy

Okay.

Sam

Hey.

Rachel

Hi.

Sam

How’s your evening?

Rachel

Okay. How about yours?

Sam

Not great. Do you wanna dance?

Rachel

Yeah.