Lt. Theo Kojak
Broen, come on. You'd bust your mother's arm in three places if she lost a subway token.
Broen
Your jokes are getting stale, Kojak. You need a fall guy. Don't go poking in my garbage. I'm alibied.
Lt. Theo Kojak
I know, you were out dedicating an orphanage, right?
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