[to Crocker] Hey look, I know you haven't slept in a couple of nights, okay, but you stick with it. We gotta get this jellybean off the streets before he empties them.
“Girl in the River” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Lt. Theo Kojak (3), Capt. Frank McNeil (1)
CCDetective 'Chic' Chiccaloni
Tell me about this man that threatened you.
EEloise
Oh, he didn't threaten me, Eric just over-reacted.
EEric
No, he threatened! I heard. That was a bona fide death threat!
EEloise
Well, you could say he technically threatened me, but actually, he's a very gentle man. A vegetarian.
EEric
You're too trusting, Eloise. she's too trusting. A vegetarian, okay, but so is a gorilla!
EEric
I can't call Eloise off a massage. A massage is like music, you know? You get it going, you gotta keep it going.
CCDetective 'Chic' Chiccaloni
You keep it going while I talk to her, okay?
You know, any man that can put so much violence and sex into a piece of stone, he doesn't have to violate flesh. He gets his kicks with his hammer and chisel.
The Commissioner's gonna violate you with a hammer and chisel if we don't tie a can on this.
[the Excalibur killer has been caught, but Kojak thinks he's a phony] Oh, you didn't see him, Mac. He looked like yesterday's newspaper puy in a garbage can and thrown away. The only way a guy like that can get into a singles bar is with a cannon.
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