[to Knuckles, armed with her blaster rifle] Who are you working with?
He is my protege and my apprentice. A force so strong of body, mind, and heart that your last words will be a plea for a merciful death, from the warrior known only as... Wade.
[Wade enters the room exhausted by his fight with Mason.]
Sorry. Sorry. Say, quite a tussle back there. You should see the other guy. [looks at a knocked-out Mason] Oh. Here he is.
Seriously? This is your great warrior? Thought he'd be dead by now.
[unamused] It's his first day.
I know I may not look like much of a warrior, but... no offense, you guys don't, either. I mean, he looks like a sexy menswear model, and you look like some kind of psychotic Uma Thurman lookalike.
Thank you. Now, before you die, tell me one thing. What does a moron like you want with the echidna?
We're gonna win a bowling tournament. [launches his left gauntlet on Knuckles' cage]
[in slow motion] Oh, no! [The gauntlet causes a huge explosion that destroys Knuckles' cage and almost half of the resort. Cut to a now free Knuckles as Wade hugs him awkwardly.] What. Are. You. Doing?
I'm hugging you, as is your celebratory tradition, is it not? [lets Knuckles go and they see the two agents knocked out] Come on, we gotta get outta here before they wake up.
[Wade and Knuckles look at the hole created by the explosion, which leads to a cliff.]
Whatever happens... hold on.
What?! What do you mean? [gets pushed off the cliff by Knuckles, who also jumps. Before they could crash, Knuckles raises his fists and begins gliding.] WE'RE ALIVE! KNUCKLES! [laughs joyfully] WE'RE ALIVE! OOOOOHH!!!! [They pass by the full Moon, E.T. style.] Knuckles! You didn't tell me you could fly!
No. I can glide.
Huh?
For very short distances.
[Knuckles lands next to a dumpster in a parking lot, while Wade lands right inside it. Wade struggles himself to get out of the dumpster.]
[gags and coughs] It stinks! [falls on the ground, groans] Knuckles...
Get up! Now is no time to rest, Wade Whipple. We must flee!
[They both notice a black pickup truck being parked.]
Sweet truck.
[Knuckles and Wade get in the truck and close the doors behind them.]
Drive us!
How? I can't just drive us. There's no keys. [Knuckles haywires the vehicle with his fist, which causes it to start.] Okay, I can just drive us.
[Wade floors on the gas pedal, and they drive off.]
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