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Knuckles, Mason and others in “Don't Ever Say I Wasn't There for You”

[Knuckles comes to, trapped inside his box. The room he is inside is shrouded in darkness, only faintly illuminated by his box's walls. He can barely notice the faint silhouette of elk antlers.]

Knuckles

Where have you taken me? A dungeon? A torture chamber? A pit so deep that no one will ever hear my screams? [Mason presses a remote, revealing Knuckles is actually inside a fancy, cozy foyer.] Oh. That's quite nice, actually.

Mason

Damn right. Always pictured myself living in a place like this one day. Now I don't know how to ski, but with a house like this, you bet I could learn.

Wade

[in his police cruiser outside the resort, to himself] All you have to do is sneak into the bad guys' lair, try not to get yourself killed by their superpowered weapons, and then save your cool new best friend. What could possibly go wrong? [takes a glance at Mason's stolen gauntlets] Come on, Wade. What would Knuckles do? [cut to Knuckles sitting inside the box, lost in thought] He'd come up with an awesome rescue plan.

Knuckles

Ah... I am visualizing my inevitable escape and your brutal destruction at my hands. [laughs maniacally] Yes! Your arms have just snapped off with the most satisfying crunch.

Mason

Well, it's a good thing you're trapped inside that case then, buddy.

Willoughby

[enters the foyer] Stop talking to him!

Mason

He was talkin' to me.

Willoughby

Just stop talking.

Mason

Fine with me. I'm gonna go relax. Job's done, and we about to get paid! [claps and leaves]

Willoughby

Americans...

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