They got thousands of those flyin' hub-cabs!
Maybe we should go back while there's still time.
I agree. There's no way we can win this.
We will not retreat. We must enter the fortress and fight to the finish!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[three Destraya ships suddenly attack the other Destraya ships to everybody's amazement]
What's going on? They're fighting each other.
TTuff
And they're not attackin' us.
TTiff
What's eNeMeE up to now?
We are not fighting this battle alone.
[turns on his screen to contact the Halberd crew] Hey, how's it goin', gang?
TTiff
Knuckle Joe!
I took over a Destraya and was hoping you'd let me join your party.
[her screen comes on as well] Do you remember me? I came along to help, too.
TTiff
Hey, that's Sirica!
Poyo!
Knuckle Joe and I have become friends now and we're teaming up to help you defeat eNeMeE.
ASir Arthur
[his and his knights' screen comes on as well] And we will be joining the battle as well.
Arthur, and the rest of the Star Warriors!
ASir Arthur
We were able to raid the fortress and commandeer some Destraya ships. We will clear the way for you to enter the fortress so you and Kirby can challenge eNeMeE.
It will be an honor.
Poyo.
But right now, just sit back and let us handle that fleet.
Now onto victory!
ASir Arthur
Full speed ahead!
[the three Destrayas that Knuckle Joe, Sirica, Sir Arthur and his knights stole destroy the other Destrayas]
TTiff
They destroyed the enemy ships!
Yes! Now we can enter the fortress. Set engine to maximum power! [the Halberd blasts its way past more Destrayas and successfully enters the entrance to Nightmare's fortress]
It's awful quiet.
I wonder why nobody's attacking us.
TTuff
Maybe they've given up.
Detecting something big, closing fast.
TTiff
Look there!
Pooo...
[Nightmare, finally stepping out of the shadows after 98 episodes, makes himself known to the Halberd crew through a giant projection of himself]
eNeMeE...
Heh. It was a mistake to come here, Kirby. As you can see, you and your puny band of Star Warriors pose no threat to me. Challenging me is the last mistake you will ever make!
Poyo!
[Nightmare laughs evilly]
Follow him.
TTiff
Meta Knight, those blasts went right through him.
He has led us into a trap!
I guess Kirby's gonna beat us once and for all, Sire.
[Dedede's cell phone starts ringing]
What's that sound?
Your phone. [Dedede pulls out his phone and fumbles it between his hands] Ugh, that music's annoying, I wish you'd put it on vibrate. [Dedede catches his phone and opens it]
[laugher] Hey there! Are you ready to surrender yet, Your Majesty?
You bet we are!
I ain't never gonna wave no white flag!
Forget about His Highness, can you at least save me!?
If you'd like to negotiate, you'll have to speak with my boss. [reveals Nightmare, who laughs evilly and hypnotizes both Dedede and Escargoon]
[using King Dedede's cell phone that he dropped to track the signal] The signal's coming from up there.
Must be the command center.
That's where they control the fortress.
Hey, let's set up a blast up there and wreck the place. That'll stop eNeMeE!
TTuff
Yeah, but who can do it?
It's your idea, so you oughtta go.
[Chef Kawasaki gasps]
[laughs heartily] Don't worry. I'm comin' along to provide backup support.
I wish I never cooked up this idea.
Thanks for the special delivery.
I know that voice. You're the sales dude!
We've never actually seen you in person before.
Well you're in for a little surprise. [turns his chair around, and, to the surprise of Tiff, Dedede, and Escargoon, reveals that he has stubby feet similar to other Kirby characters and is only about as tall as Escargoon]
You look a lot taller on the TV screen.
You're almost as shrimpy as Kirby.
[laughs] I may be shrimpy, but I'm a whale of a salesman. And now, we'll take the kid. [Nightmare grabs Tiff]
It's too late, child. Kirby is about to face his worst nightmare...
[evilly laughs] Kirby's falling right into our trap, thanks to you.
Hold it! We've got a problem here.
We could use some refreshments.
Yeah. How about showing us some grinditude with some grub?
I'm afraid I can't help you fellas. There's no kitchen in the command center.
We'll call Kawasaki!
Oooh! [laughs and grabs the microphone] Yo, Kawasaki! Whip me up a little somethin' and rush it to me right away!
Here you go, sire! Liver and spinach surprise.
How'd he get in here!?
Oh boy! Home cookin'! [sits down to eat Kawasaki's cooking and enjoys it] Mmm. This here dish is delish! Go on. Have a bite.
No thanks, I'm not...
[shoves the liver into the N.M.E. Sales Guy's mouth] You're gonna love it! [laughs]
[as the N.M.E. Sales Guy turns around, unable to handle the taste of Kawasaki's cooking] Bet ya never tasted anything like that!
This is checkmate, Kirby. The game is up!
TTiff
You brought Kirby here because this is where you make nightmares! But he's not afraid of you and your tricks.
We shall see about that! Before this match is over, you will both learn the force of my power. [evilly laughs]
We can use the monster delivery system here to deliver us home.
You don't seriously expect us to use that contraption, do ya?
Hm. It's worth a try.
But it is close to the place where you planted that bomb.
[the rest of the crew gasp]
We have to go back?
Yes, and we do not have a moment to lose!
He has used up all of his energy. Kirby is now completely helpless. I can crush him with little effort... But first, some fun! I shall enter Kirby's sleep and give him a nightmare, and you can join him. This dream will be a real scream!
[screams in terror as Kirby surrounds him with a barrage of stars from the Star Rod] No! How did Kirby discover the secret? That pitiful little Star Warrior has found my only weakness. I am helpless against the power of the Star Rod!
TTiff
eNeMeE is really a living nightmare, so the only place you could beat him was inside a dream. Good work, Kirby! You are the only Star Warrior who gets the secret of the Star Rod and can use it against eNeMeE!
TTiff
Hi, everybody!
TTuff
Hey, Tiff!
TTiff
Kirby battled eNeMeE and he beat him!
[everyone cheers now that they've heard the good news]
TTiff
Where are you guys going?
TTuff
The Halberd was blown away. We have to escape before our bomb goes off!
[Tiff and Kirby gasp upon hearing Tuff's own fair share of news]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Kirby: Right Back at Ya! pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.