N.M.E. Sales Guy quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Triple D, this snake monster is guaranteed to rattle Kirby.

But, but, Sire-

Sire, really!

Thought it might be a nice gesture. Seeing as you were sweet enough to send us your trash, we thought we'd send you some of ours.

Just buy 'em and sell 'em bit by bit and watch 'em all come together. [laughs]

We're doing our best, but Nightmare Enterprises deals in monsters, not in groceries. It may take a little time, Triple-D.

Sure thing, King! In fact, we have a monstrous new line of mollusc-wear that is guaranteed to bring out the beast if you know what I mean.

You don't know what you're asking for, D. Putting together a professional animation team takes a lot of effort and money.

Alright, boys, I'm sending you the ace of all animators. Allow me to introduce the legendary Dis Walney!

Now hold up, Highness. Have you considered beating them with a track attack... by having a race? Of course, you'll need a place to race! That's expensive, but Nightmare Enterprises could be the sponsor!

What a surprise. It looks like our bad boy biker has been de-fanged by a rough-riding old-timer with a need for speed!

[laughs] Isn't this ironic? You guys got cheesy with the Waddle Dees' food and now those little meatballs have you quivering like jelly.

Allow me to introduce our culinary master Fryclops!

Just what the doctor ordered, eh, D-Man?

I can assure you we're not responsible, Triple-D. The escapee was part of our "Young Monsters of the Future" program. The training facility is secure, but it looks like somebody found a way to break into our computer system and sent one of our horrible hopefuls free.