TTiff
How'd we get inside Kabu? What happened?
Don't you remember? You and Kirby were flying on the Warp Star and you fell off.
[Tiff remembers when a blast from a Destraya chipped off a piece of Kirby's Warp Star and knocked both of them off]
We were kind of worried. You and Kirby have been knocked out ever since.
TTiff
But what about all those flying fighters that were after Kirby?
What flyin' fighters, Tiff?
TTiff
What do you mean what flying fighters?
There weren't any fighters. We've all been inside waitin' for you guys to wake up.
Tiff, did you really see them?
TTiff
I'm telling you, I saw them, Meta Knight. You don't think I'd lie, do you?
No, Tiff. It was all a dream. A dream that only you and Kirby dreamt.
TTiff
I don't understand.
Tiff, I sent you and Kirby that dream. I have learned from others like me that eNeMeE has been stealing Air Ride Machines throughout the universe.
TTiff
But I still don't understand why you would send that dream to Kirby and me.
Kirby must learn to fly not just Warp Stars, but other battle vehicles as well.
TTiff
Well you should be proud of him. Kirby flew those things like a pro.
[Togeira, inside his head, has just stored enough of his anger and now unleashes it into an explosive flaming rage from within him, causing him to let loose a rage-filled roar to everyone's horror while causing Escargoon whimpering at the same time] Now it's payback time!
TTiff
He's back to his old self.
No, the monster is still controlling him.
Alright Escargoon, who's been beating on me!?
[yells in panic, then laughs nervously and afterwards throws Dedede's hammer to Kirby] Uh, Kirby!
Poy! [Dedede grabs his hammer back from him] Po, poyo? Po...
WELL NOW I'M GONNA POUND YOU 'TIL YOU'RE FLAT AS A FLAPPY-JACK!!!
[overhears Tiff's family laughing at him getting hit with a pie] Hey, what's so funny? [the family stops laughing for a few seconds, and then starts laughing again]
You're quite the comedian, your majesty!
TTiff
A cream pie in the face... now that's a classic! [She and Sir Ebrum start laughing again while Dedede growls angrily]
Slowing down the tape for a moment, we clearly see the stunned expression on the king's face as he is unexpectedly pie-pummeled. [laughs at the repeats twice]
You also made my family scream many times in the past, your majesty. But now it's screaming with laughter!
It's funnier every time they show it! [Dedede growls again before running out of the living room]
Wow, Kirby sure cleaned his plates.
With Kirby around, who needs a dishwasher?
I say every home should have a Kirby.
TTiff
It's gettin' kinda late, Kirby. Why don't you sleep at our house tonight?
TTiff
Why are you after Meta Knight?
He has something that is very precious to me. His sword: Galaxia.
You mean Meta Knight's sword has a name?
TTiff
This is ridiculous! Meta Knight's a great Star Warrior, not a thief like you.
Hmph. Meta Knight inspires great loyalty, for someone so heartless.
[Kirby and the kids gasp at what Sirica just said]
Your friend Meta Knight was an enemy of my mother. [begins flashback, in her mind] It was many many, years ago. My mother Garlude was considered the greatest of all Star Warriors. She and Meta Knight had been chosen among many noble warriors to reclaim the sacred sword, Galaxia, which had been stolen by the evil beast: Kirisakin. They began to battle the great monster. Both were brave and fought valiantly, but in the end, the beast proved too strong for Garlude. Just as she was reclaiming the sword, she was overpowered! Meta Knight stood and watched as my mother lost the battle. He stole the sword and fled, leaving my mother to perish... alone. [ends flashback]
TTiff
That didn't happen! Get out, you liar!
That's right! Meta Knight would never do somethin' like that.
I speak the truth. He abandoned my mother and stole Galaxia.
That is what you say. [appears behind Sirica, with Blade and Sword following immediately after]
TTiff
Don't worry, Meta Knight. You're gonna be good as new.
I am grateful for your help, Tiff.
[beat]
TTiff
Meta Knight, tell me. You didn't really steal that Galaxia sword, did you?
TTiff
You would never do something like that. Maybe you should tell her the truth.
Nothing I say will change her mind, I am afraid.
TTiff
But Meta Knight, how are we gonna convince her that you're innocent?
My sword knows I'm innocent.
TTiff
[sighs] A lot of good that does. After all, it's not as if your sword can talk or anything.
We must speak with Kabu. He will explain things to you.
I, Kabu, the All-Knowing, shall show you.
[Kabu shows Meta Knight and Tiff a vision of the past detailing Galaxia's history]
Let us travel back into a time long-forgotten. Thousands of years ago, when the universe was young, Photron, the mighty ruler of the fire people, began to forge a great sword. He called this sword Galaxia. This was no ordinary sword, for it was created with a will and life of its own, and glistened with great mystical powers. eNeMeE sent the monster Kirisakin to steal the Galaxia sword. It was hidden in a dark cave and the great beast guarded it for years. Much time passed. Meta Knight and Garlude found themselves in the cave of Kirisakin. The mighty warriors had been sent to retrieve the sacred sword. Meta Knight saved Galaxia, and the evil empire of eNeMeE no longer possessed the power to control the universe. [the vision ends]
TTiff
I didn't know your sword was so powerful. But there's one thing that still bothers me. What really happened to Garlude?
[Tuff and Kirby come running to Kabu with the bag of medicine in hand]
[hands Tiff the bag of medicine] Here it is.
TTiff
Great! This'll make you feel much better, Meta Knight.
So this is where you are hiding!
[everyone looks up to find Sirica standing at the top of the stairs]
No way. She must've followed us here.
That sword is mine! Now you will pay. [opens fire upon everyone, who all move out of the way to dodge the machine gun rounds]
I think it was Stone Kirby.
I think you are right. [presses button]
It was Fire Kirby. [presses button]
I'll take a wild guess. [presses button, answering "Needle"]
TTiff
That's easy. It was Fire Kirby, remember?
It was Fire Kirby for sure.
Haha! Stone Kirby! [presses button]
[Escargoon gasps]
This tough cookie fought against Kirby only to become a great hero. What was his name?
MHMabel and Honey
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]
SKSamo and Kawasaki
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]
TKTiff and Kirby
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]
TTTuff and Tokkori
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]
[Audience breaks out laughing]
Guess my hands must have slipped or something.
[The new year is welcomed with fireworks above Castle Dedede. King Dedede and Escargoon, on the other hand, are standing atop the mouth of a cannon/fireworks launcher]
Please, please, I beg you!
We promise to never cheat again!
[Waddle Doo laughs mischievously as he lights the fuse, launching the two into the air alongside the fireworks where they get caught in their explosions]
What kind of prize is this 'ere?!
It looks like we're startin' the new year off with a bang!
[King Dedede and Escargoon get launched back into the air and caught in even more fireworks explosions, including a Kirby-shaped one, as the citizens of Dream Land happily watch]
TTiff
Looks like it's a Happy New Year already.
[jumps happily into the air] Poyo! Poyo!
[sees Tuff's soccer ball] Tuff, you know better. Take this ball outside.
[about the outside storm] Out there? [cue booming thunder sounds, startling Kirby and the kids]
The weather's taken a nasty turn.
TTiff
I've never seen lightning this bad.
What?! You blamin' this here weather on me!?
You two brats need to take a chill pill!
Don't act innocent! How come it got so cold all of a sudden?
TTiff
I bet you ordered another freeze monster!
Oh, is that so? [As he shows a "Notice" bill sign] Guess again!
TTiff
Huh? "Due to late charges on your account, until further notice, you can no longer order any monsters"?
Ha! Maybe you better start paying your bills.
We don't need advice from a pipsqueak like you!
I can pay them bills any time I want to. Only I don't want to!
[Both laughing. Dedede sneezes]
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