King Dedede quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

King Dedede

That ain’t no way to treat your number one customer!

King Dedede

If Kirby don't eat up Muck-Mouth quick, this whole town gonna be buried under one humongous heap a' slimy slop! [spits] It's downright sickening!

King Dedede

And now we gonna cook ya up a heap and helpin' o' trouble!

King Dedede

Escargoon, I done founded not one but two schools here in Cappy Town. They was phony schools, a'course, set up to get rid a' Kirby. Well even though I deserved a' A for effort, every time I tried to teach that pink fake a lesson, I failed. Them schools was a great idea, but for some reason, they didn't do the job. Kirby's still kickin'! [weeps]

King Dedede

I need some down time so my brain could re-coagulate.

King Dedede

Yeah! Gives you wrinkles, blotches, and scabby-lookin' sores that make ya even uglier than usual! [laughs] But your worries is over if you buy this here stuff! DDD Sun Potion blocks them nasty UV rays, plus it instantly D-juvenates your skin and makes it all smooth and silky-like! Looks like a baby's behind!

King Dedede

If that guy studied with Kawasaki, then he's gotta be a graduate of the institute of indigestion!

King Dedede

Biggest trouble with cookin' up monsters is you end up with a dish that wants to eat you!

King Dedede

Thanks for flyin' in, boys. Pick what'cha want and chow down!

King Dedede

For a snail, he's pretty quick.

King Dedede

Ow! Ow! Ow! You hit the volume-izer by mistake!

King Dedede

We gonna have a big race at the brand spankin' new DDD Speedway!

King Dedede

That punk jockey ain't got a chance of beatin' Fang now!

King Dedede

Them Waddle Dees gets one meal a day...just the same as I do!

King Dedede

Nobody 'round here appreciates me, so I'm gonna start up a brand new tradition in Dream Land! There gonna be no more appreciation days. From now on, we only celebrating Dis Days!