Chane, Yoshida and others in “Bobby Gets Grilled”

Chane

Hello. I'm the owner of Robota Chane, and we'd like to talk to the owner of this fine establishment.

I am the owner.

Bobby

But we spoke to a Mr. Yoshida on the phone.

That is me.

Chane

Dude, don't be a dick. Go get the owner. He's probably a little guy? Black hair?

Get out of my shop!

Chane

Look, I get it. You hate your job. Just tell Yoshida we're here.

Bobby

Chane, I think this is Mr. Yoshida.

Emilio

But you're black.

I was adopted as a baby by Makoto and Yamamoto Junko, and raised in Japan! I'm Japanese. You think coming in here with some token Japanese guy is going to make me sell out?

Chane

I'm Laotian.

Even worse! You think Asians can't steal culture from other Asians? Don't get me started on Hapkido. That shit's just Aikido for Korean.

Bobby

Mr. Yoshida, please! We've got a restaurant to run, and I'm turning a lot of people on to traditional Binchotan-flavored robata. Now why isn't that a good thing?

Still no.

Bobby

You don't understand! I'm down to my last box! I'll have to close my restaurant if I don't get more.

Good! You should have thought of that before you weren't Japanese!

Bobby

What?!

Chane

Now I know this guy's Japanese, 'cause he's stubborn as hell! Your loss, dude! We're gonna find another wood burner. Do you know who my father is? Ted Wassanasong.

Did he play for the Tokyo Giants?

Chane

What? No. But, he can do anything. In fact, he could start a Binchotan business and drive you out of the state!

Oh yeah? Well, then I'll just sue you for racial discrimination against black small businesses.

Chane

You can't play two race cards!

Emilio

Hijole, the cojones on this guy!

Chane

Man, if there was a Laotian martial art, I'd use it to kick your ass!

There is a Laotian martial art. It's called Muay Lao.

Chane

Don't tell me about my culture! It's called "suck it!"