Emilio and Bobby in “Bobby Gets Grilled”

Emilio

What's wrong, Chef Bobby? You look paler than usual. Like scared mayonnaise.

Bobby

Oh man, my parents want a tour of the place, and I haven't told my dad that I use Japanese Binchotan coals to cook instead of propane.

Emilio

So what?

Bobby

Emilio, my dad loves four things in life: America, my mom, me, and propane, and when I was a kid, depending on the week, propane would be above me on the list.