Hank, Bobby and others in “Bobby Gets Grilled”

Hank

So let's take a look at that propane setup.

Bobby

Uh, dad...

Hank

[noticing charcoal in the grill] Charcoal? Ohh, I get it. This is just for show. Lure in the out-of-towners. The propane's in the back, right?

Bobby

Dad, dad, dad! I use charcoal to cook. Not propane.

Dale

Here we go...

Hank

What? But we went over the different systems for hours over the phone! Those were some of the best times we ever spent together. Were all those "uh-huhs" you said after every point I made just lies?

Bobby

No, I considered propane.

Hank

Considered?! It gets worse.