Conference room. Hank is made to attend a discipinary hearing about his public drunken behavior
Mr. Hill, your guilt hardly seems to be an issue. So we can move right on to the punishment phase, which, as a preview, will be severe.
Indeed sir, I cannot begin to say how sorry I am.
Phone rings
Hello? Buck? Well, we are in the middle of a hearing...Like the one in 1984? Consortium members perk up OK then! hangs up Gentlemen, that was Buck Strickland. His "hospitality suite" is open.
Like the one in 84?
Mr. Hill, the board needs to adjourn to...uh, caucus about your case. You stay put.
I will not move a muscle.
Buck has set up a "hospitality suite", consisting of liquor and hookers for the men of the Propane Gas Consortium
I am in my third term as President of the Propane Gas Consortium. Prostitute giggles
Lobby. Peggy is with the wives of the Consortium
All propane men make mistakes sometimes, including your husbands.
Peggy takes elevator towards Buck's hospitality suite
Buck's room. Consortium is with hookers
Well, now that everyone's got a pretty girl on his lap, I would like to discuss leniency for my employee, Hank Hill.
Setup! Everybody run!
Ray Roy, lock the door.
Jody secures door, hookers wrestle men to ground as Buck snaps a photo
Now, you are all reasonable men. I think surely you can find forgiveness in your heart for old Hank, and it would be good to do it before your wives get here.
Peggy is in hallway with wives, approaching Buck's suite
You win, Buck.
Buck gives signal to his son, who uses cellphone
Peggy {on cell phone}: Y'ello?
Get their hair done.
Peggy and the wives of the Texas Propane Gas Commissioners walks past Buck's suite
Conference room. Consortium members are seated again, with Buck standing behind them
Mr. Hill, we had a chance to go over the case with your employer, Buck Strickland. He convinced us that while your actions last night were wrong; you are contrite about it, and that your actions over the past twenty years more than atone for it. He was very persuasive. As a result, the board has unanimously approved Mr. Strickland's nomination for membership in the Propane Hall of Flame.
Buck presents Hank with a "rainbow blazer"
I am in the Hall of Flame too?
Board members shake Hank's hand, as does Buck
Congratulations, Hank.
Thank you!
No, thank you, Ol' Top. All of propane owed you a debt.
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