Buck Strickland, Ray Roy and others in “What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis”

Gotdog! Ray Roy! Now, I hope you got two girls in there! [Buck runs into the room and finds Ray Roy in bed with Ms. Scovall]

What the... ?! I told you to stand in line! You didn't stand in line, boy.

Hell, Daddy, that line was moving too slow. I just had to do cutsies.

Cut... Why you son of a... [Buck jumps on the bed and he and Ray Roy start fighting]

Hank

[overhears them in the hall] Oh No.

[She's cheering on Buck and Ray Roy as they're fighting] Yeah. Yeah. Woo hoo.

[Buck is choking Ray Roy] Ow. [Ray Roy then throws him to the ground]

Hank

[Hank walks into the room. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!

Oh, Hank, we were just letting off a little steam.

Hank

I have tried with all my might to save you from yourself, Mr. Strickland. Well, not anymore. You're on your own. You should be ashamed of yourselves. And that includes you, Ms. Scovall. You have not honored propane.

He's right. I should be ashamed of myself. But I never am.