OK Luanne, how do they get out of the closet? (gasps) Ohhh, No, that won't work.
(whispers) Jimmy the lock with a coat-hanger.
What? I don't... I can't... hmmm, what?
(whispers) Jimmy the lock with a... (sighs) uh, (out loud) I'll save you, Manger Babies.
You will?
Yes, uh, cause I'm the assistant manager of this movie theater. I sell popcorn and popcorn accessories and you are fired.
(as the Manger Babies) We're free, we're free, whoo.
Thank you, assistant manager. Me-how can we ever repay you?
By never forgetting this lesson. Sneaking into the movies is wrong. As wrong as spilling juice on a new carpet.
Bravo, bravo.
You know Luanne really shouldn't waste this kind of talent on church. If you want, I could show this tape to my boss at channel 84. He's always looking for quality children's programming and home videos of things blowing up.
Well, Luanne really could use a boost right now, but I could not take advantage of our friendship like that, no.
Oh, Peggy, honey. This is show business. That's what friends do.
More from this episode
More King of the Hill quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's King of the Hill pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.