TV QuotesDatabase
S1 E2

King of the Hill · Season 1, Episode 2

Peggy and Hank in “Square Peg”

Peggy is attempting to say the names of reproductive organs for a sexual education class.:

Happiness. Happ-i-ness. Ha-penis. Penis. I did it! Ovaries. Uvula. Uterus. VAAAGINA!

[Hank does a spit-take with his beer.]:

Hey Hank, I just said...

I heard ya! The whole neighborhood can hear you cussing!

It's not cussing Hank, to say the name of a god-given body part.

Well it is if it's the part of a body that was meant to be concealed by an undergarment. You're dealing with organs that people just don't want to know about.

Well, Bobby ought to know about 'em. We don't want him growing up as repressed as we did.

Sure we do. I'm drawing the line here, Peggy. My son is not gonna learn this crazy crap! It says right here that he can't take the class without permission from both his parents!

Now, just hold on. Are you saying I'm not good enough to teach my own son?!

If you do not approve, you do not have to sign, and I do not approve. Permission denied!

More from this episode

All quotes from this episode →

More King of the Hill quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's King of the Hill pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.