Hank walks into the kitchen, Peggy is finishing up a phone call:
Hey there Peg-Leg!
That was Bobby's principal. Some right-wing maniac just called the health teacher with a death threat and she quit.
Oh well. I'm sure it was just some harmless nutcase.
Hey, on the bright side, since there's no one to teach that sex-ed course, we can put all this ugliness back in the closet.
Oh, no, Hank. They found someone. They found the Substitute Teacher of the Year.
Uh, 1995?
[No, me, the winner of] 1996.
(Hank grimaces. Cut to commercial)
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