Dale Gribble and Hank Hill in “Pilot”

Dale Gribble

Hey, I know what's wrong with your truck. It's your "quote-unquote" pollution controls. I heard on talk radio you don't even need them. They're just an egghead government plot.

Hank Hill

How is cutting down on pollution a government plot, Dale?

Dale Gribble

Open up your eyes, man. They're trying to control global warming. Get it? GLO-BAL.

Hank Hill

So what?

Dale Gribble

That's code for U.N. commissars telling Americans what the temperature's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up, see what Boutros Boutros-Ghali-Ghali thinks about that! We'll grow oranges in Alaska.

Hank Hill

Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It's already 110°[F] in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!