[during "The Flowers of Time"] Hank, are you crying?
No, just watching the movie.
Hank, you're scaring me. What the hell is going on?
I'm okay. Please continue to look at the screen!
Hank Hill is weeping like a little French girl!
“Chasing Bobby” · Season 5, Episode 9
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (3), Bobby Hill (2), Dale Gribble (1), Peggy Hill (1)
Stop making train noises. It's not funny.
Dad, it's not me. I think there's a... [a railroad signal beeps, Hank shrieks]
Bobby! Get away from the tracks, now!
[after the train crashed into the Ford Ranger] It was a little more trucky than I would have thought considering how much train there was.
This is all your fault. You killed my truck!
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