I'll tell you why it happened. It happened because you wanted it to happen!
Carrie (incredulous): What?
You heard me! You hated my TV, so you wished it out into the cornfield, and it's gone!
The cornfield, Doug?
Yeah, classic Twilight Zone? Sci-Fi Channel? Ever hear of it? Here, let me show you. (He uses the remote as if he's turning on the TV.) OOOOH! I CAN'T!!
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